CHICAGO CUBS SIGN ALIEN TO HELP WIN FIRST SERIES TITLE SINCE 1908!

APRIL FOOL!

Hey! I found a great use for old Busch Stadium! We built a memorial!

Cubs Lose! Cubs Lose! Cubs Lose! What's new?

It's OFFICIAL! 100 hundred years of Cubs Choking! Unbelievable! 0-8 in last 3 seasons of postseasons! When are you going to learn?

Choke Cubs Choke - song lyrics

Here are the new lyrics to the Cubs song:

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

They have the lack of power and speed
to be the worst in the National League
The Cubs are gonna lose today
They will never go all the way

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

The Cubs fans know their fate is sealed
Still you’ll find them at Wrigley Field
They’re tuning in to WGN
To watch the Scrubbies lose again

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

OOPS! Cubs lose to Pittsburgh at home!

Cubs are shut out by the BUCS.....the who???. . .The Bucs???!!!! 3-0

Ah Oh! Who's on first? What's going to second?

The Cubs are starting their choking. June swoon cam a little late but remember the 1969 Cubs, they didn't choke till September. Give it up. Two in a row, Brewers in first. Ah oh!

Jeremy Hermida continued his tear with a pair of home runs, and he scored the winning run in the 12th inning when Jorge Cantu delivered a two-out double to lift the Marlins to their 30th come-from-behind win. Marlins 3 Cubs at home 2

Wambrano er Zambrano chokes! Cubs lose again on the road to the Astros 4-1

The only run the Cubs scored was Zambrano's homer. Two runs in two days at pathetic Houston.